HEY !

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

fouette:

sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life